Somehow you've stumbled into my website. As you can probably see from the uh. Everything. It's not quite finished. The plan is to implement some decent CSS to make this look less bad, or maybe I'll succumb to the dark side, use JavaScript, and then regret the decision for the rest of my life, who knows. Sorry, I got sidetracked! As I was saying, the plan is to use this website as a combination personal blog, portfolio (I don't much like Artstation all things considered, they spam my email too much), and hopefully a wiki where I publish little bits and pieces of knowledge and information in my electic mix of disciplines that I kind of know some stuff about.
If any or all of that sounds intriguing to you, stick around! Maybe check in at some point down the line, who knows. I'm hoping to get a basic RSS system set up so that people who care about that sort of thing can get updates whenever I post some new ill-advised thing onto this beautiful little corner of the Internet. Or maybe I'll try Atom! Who knows! I don't! I don't know shit about fuck! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I guess while I'm here, let's put together a to-do list and I'll start striking things off as I do them:
To be clear these goals were NOT necessarily listed in order of priority. The incessant shilling definitely comes before making the site look good. Alas, I can't help myself, I am a prodigious complainer.
I'm a 3D artist, and if the people who keep giving me their money are to be believed, I'm a damn good one! I mostly specialize in hard surface modeling, but I've got decent expertise in PBR texturing, game-ready assets, and 3d printables. I am also very broke, so if you have money and a non-organic object that you would like a 3D model of for any reason whatsoever including technically illegal ones so long as you don't tell me that, then by God I'm the gal o' your dreams! DM me on Bluesky if you're interested, and we'll figure something out to accomodate your budget and needs and my schedule and capabilities.
Truly I live by my ideals of Advertising Can Go Fuck Itself because I don't even advertise myself! Still, having your socials and website linked to one another seems like one of those things successful people who are good at this whole "social media" thing do, so uh.
Bluesky (DM me here if you're interested in commissioning me)
Artstation (Horribly ill-maintained, hence why I'm making this site.)
Ko-Fi (In case you wanna toss a coin to a mentally ill transgender, and you wanna be a little ethnic about it.)
Also, some shilling for something that isn't even mine, "F*ck It, Let's Build a Website", a pretty awesome resource for getting started with website building that really does hold your hand through a lot of the process. I personally didn't use it on account of my pre-existing CS education meaning I already knew a lot of what it teaches, but it's nonetheless a wonderful resource that I feel inclined to share!
